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pybun:

making my way downtown 

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wALkiNg fasT

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I could really use someone to talk to right now

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outrising:

Gay Movie Needs Your Help To Improve Honest LGBT Representation In Sci-Fi

A team of British filmmakers are aiming to produce a groundbreaking new science-fiction movie that not only stars two gay men in the lead roles, but hopes to pave the way for improved representation of LGBT characters in the film industry.

Credence follows a gay male couple preparing to sell their worldly possessions to fund their young daughter’s evacuation from Earth in the wake of violent storms predicted to decimate the planet. While they will likely save her life for the right price, they may need to sacrifice their own lives in the process… Read more and watch the trailer and a behind-the-scenes video.

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this gifset is super handy for imagining satsuki steping on you in greater detail!!!

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jakemalik:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

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ernbenauer:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

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emilyeatszombies:

(Want to send me hate or have a problem with me? Read the tags.)

It was a nice summers day as Timmy Tumblr was strolling through the park with leashes in hand and curious dogs storming ahead enjoying the sun. All of the dogs; Francis Fandom, Bucky Bands, Arin Art, Peter Photography And Francine Feminism, were happily strolling along. Francine was naughtier dog than the other dogs were and Timmy Tumblr would get annoyed most of the time.

As they were taking a stroll, a rather strange man walked past, cursing under his breath. Timmy Tumblr didn’t want anything to do with this man. He knew this man, as did many others. This was Stan 4Chan. He would act very scary when really, he wasn’t. Stan 4Chan would get to some people, using his tactics to threaten people from a far. Many people know that when face to face, he wasn’t all that scary. Rumour has it, some parts of him are actually nice but the part that many people saw was rude and disrespectful. Timmy Tumblr hurried along and attempted to walk past with ease and pretend to not see him. Stan 4Chan seemed in a hurry, so it was likely he was going to stroll right past. As they walked past each other, Francine growled. Stan 4Chan seemed to ignore it and kept walking but Francine didn’t give up. She pulled away from Timmy Tumblr and bit the man’s leg.

"Ah! What are you doing!? Get your filthy dog off me!"

Timmy Tumblr tried and tried to pull Francine Feminism off of Stan 4Chan’s leg but couldn’t. Francine just wouldn’t listen and kept attacking Stan 4Chan even though Timmy Tumblr kept telling her not to.

Eventually, Francine stopped attacking Stan 4Chan but he was still very furious.

"Because of what your dog has done, I will make your life hell! You and ALL of your dogs will pay! Watch out and keep an eye out, I will strike when you least expect!"

Timmy Tumblr looked down at Francine Feminism. He wouldn’t have had trouble with Stan 4Chan if it wasn’t for her.